The 'Horny List'

Ladies - Have you ever been extremely horny in the middle of the day? With no one scheduled to see you until later in the evening, or the next day? That primal 'feeling' flushes over you like you could just really use some good lovin...and like...NOW!!!!!
Have you (or do you) try to get in touch with your favorite ATF client & ask him to come service you??
If so, do you have a list of 'potentials' that you would call in case of an emergency like this? A short list ...or a "HORNY LIST"??


Guys - Have you had this type of "off the clock" request before from a provider?? How did that go?


WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THOUGHTS ON THIS...
ItalianaPrincess

Sounds great...sign me up.

<<< im horny now LOL

Ditto!

Has never happened with me but what an ego-booster that would be eh?

On the flip side, every time I try to call for that quick fix always comes up short, go figure.

God knows I wish I was on a few of these lists.

Miss Princess in my hobby years I've had it happen a few times - and in every case it has been amazing.

Here's the deal, it doesn't even have to be 'off the clock' as we all know this is fantasy land, but an unsolicited pm from a provider letting me know she is thinking about me is beyond hot and helps fuel the fantasy. I know she may be sending the same request to 10 other guys, but it's ok to dream, right?? I've had the good fortune of having great chemistry with a lady or two and sometimes a 'what's up' email or pm is awesome.

I have gotten these requests. Most of the time it is just a one time deal and we go back to the business relationship. I am very gullible and it is a big ego boost to get that request for the off the clock booty call. Being the cynical bastard I am, I also see it as a very successful marketing strategy.

Unfortunately a couple times it became a real uncomfortable situation and turned out kinda ugly.

I have a horny list.....

Im too chicken to actually use it though.......what if they said no....:-(

And I have the worst timing ever, when I get a yes, well their RL schedule does not permit... double :-(

Lisa,
So what if they say no?! That's their loss. There are many reasons, for example, why I would turn the request down, and very rarely would it be because I didn't want to take them up on it. Usually, for me, it's travel, funds if required, or just a jammed schedule. But, even if I couldn't make it, as they say, flattery will get you everywhere.

Here's the deal, it doesn't even have to be 'off the clock' as we all know this is fantasy land, but an unsolicited pm from a provider letting me know she is thinking about me is beyond hot and helps fuel the fantasy. I know she may be sending the same request to 10 other guys, but it's ok to dream, right?? I've had the good fortune of having great chemistry with a lady or two and sometimes a 'what's up' email or pm is awesome. Originally Posted by Prvtdance4me

+1 I could not have said it better.

lisa - why the heck would they say NO??? R U kiddingme?!

7andthick - NICE name!!!!

I have a funny story about this (of course)...
I did this once...called him on his hobby phone and requested 8inches of his time...he had a full schedule at work that day (but he worked 5mins from my incall). He was kinda in 'shock' about the whole thing, thought i was joking...I assured him I wasnt. I had just had a 2hr session cancel on me, and expressed to him the urgency of my 'frustrated/pent up' state. I also sent him a pic of what I was planning to wear...all white lingerie...white stocking, heels...it was pretty hot. (but something else was even hotter )...he he he.

He said he could, but only for an hour. Hey- "I'm easy!" So he comes over and of course I pounce on him like no one's business...clothes being thrown everywhere...heavy DFK, etc, OTHER ACRONYMS, etc.

...Uhh...errr...did you just....???

About 5mins later it was over (4him)!!!!

What happened to my full hour?? LOL LOL


DANGIT!!


We still laugh about it til this day...(although he dropped to the bottom on my Horny List!!!)


YES it was better than using a toy (I needed the real thing) - but geeeesh! LOL


XOXO
ItalianaPrincess

There is nothing that brings me closer to tears than hearing a late night booty call on my hobby voicemail. I guess I need to meet girls that get horny before 5pm.

Ladies - Have you ever been extremely horny in the middle of the day? With no one scheduled to see you until later in the evening, or the next day? That primal 'feeling' flushes over you like you could just really use some good lovin...and like...NOW!!!!!
Have you (or do you) try to get in touch with your favorite ATF client & ask him to come service you??
If so, do you have a list of 'potentials' that you would call in case of an emergency like this? A short list ...or a "HORNY LIST"??


Guys - Have you had this type of "off the clock" request before from a provider?? How did that go?


WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THOUGHTS ON THIS...
ItalianaPrincess Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

Good to hear that sometimes that primal urge is not exclusive to the male. Makes for great sex.

Gotten the occasional "hey who are you or how are you PM", but no emergencies yet. Sadly location works against my ability to be responsive.

I will be in the Dallas area tonight for any ladies who need someone for their horny list.

That would be a boost to my confidence and I would of course almost have to oblige. The RL schedule could be an issue but otherwise I'd be up for it... hell Id probably even do it if all I could use would be my tongue.