'Tis The Season For Ads

Seems to be the season for shameless ads , so I'm taking my shot at one ! Let's face it Santa sucks ! He's old , fat , and probably can't fuck for more than 30 seconds before having to call in one of his helpers .

So in the Xmas spirit I'm offering my services as a Xmas Elf . Seriously do you want to take pictures sitting on the lap of some fat old man , or this sexy Xmas Elf . Call on me anytime in the next 7 days , and I'll come deliver my package ! And I wont even call you names like HO HO HO !


PM all offers entertained.

Can a man's threAd be hijacked???
I'm offering free FBSM during the holidays..

yes Mr. Blonde it can be hijacked.

Would the Mods please comment on the Rules of Hijackness?

Question for the team:
What was the last thread you hijacked?

Damn , I've been double hijacked !
You guys aren't ladies , sorry but no sitting in my lap !

And no package delivery for you !

Damn , I've been double hijacked !
You guys aren't ladies , sorry but no sitting in my lap !

And no package delivery for you ! Originally Posted by rockerrick

This can be like the groupon threAd... At least it will all be in one threAd

You guys aren't ladies , sorry but no sitting in my lap ! Originally Posted by rockerrick

I'm sorry, but your threAD doesn't restrict your "services" to just ladies.

I was curious if you would be in a green elf suit?

ztonk
AustinModStaff

Hahahaha Z , you know I still have the suit ! But the same restrictions I've placed on Mr. Blonde , and Harkontume , apply to you as well .
Plus one other thing I must point out ,
Absolutely No Freebies For Mods!