why do I ?

keep getting seated next to the most beautiful AA women on flights.... beutiful skin, eyes and overall stunning?

Unless you getting it from these ladies, it's your bad karma punishing you for past transgressions

So ud prefer to sit next to the old stinky fat guy?

So, despite the context, I assume you don't mean American Airlines women?

Awww lol this is funny and cute.

to test and see if your analog bananna can get longer and harder than your digital bananna?

Just very lucky, I guess.

Wish I had your luck.
Flying has gotten to be not enjoyable, and I fly a lot.
Whatever sits next to me is typically 400 lbs and smelly, and talks loud on their cell phone, and has excess luggage and want to put it where my feet go.