I want to start a new promiscuous promotion as Houston's most Infamous Irish BBW (Broad & Bodacious Wench), or maybe one of these other titles:
Celebrated Corpulent Celtic Carnal Companion
Legendary Large Lusty Lass
Renowned Robust Reheaded Reveler
Voluminous VIP Vamp
Peerless Plump Provocateur of Passion
Something along these lines. I believe in truth or consequences, and never want to profess to be someone who I am not. We all know that I'm a substantial gal, but am I well-known enough yet to get away with any of the other adjectives? How many other BBWs can lay similar claim to their size, notoriety, and verbosity? I may be a giant of a goddess to them, but am I famous only in the minds of my chihuahuas?
Help an honest hussy hype her next amorous advertising campaign! Remember to be POSITIVE, as that is what sells a product. Think "Mad Men" and not "Insulting Idiots," please.