MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed..
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he's here,he takes up alot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with
Ben Gay..
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is. I forget!
and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo, or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.
Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!!!!!
