How to do it with the kid at home

A couple found that the only way to pull off a weekend 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the house was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on what was happening.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
'There's a car being towed from the parking bay,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're shagging?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.'

lol---good one!!

Just snorted beer through my nose all over the damn keyboard

LOL that was TFF