Things I learned at a legal brothel in Vegas

1. Don't drink
2. Don't bring a credit card
3. #2 is more important than #1. Together they are deadly.
4. All CBJ, all the time (by law). You *might* get an HJ uncovered from certain ladies, but don't bet on it.
5. Most won't kiss or will only do closed mouth if they do.
6. It is OMG expensive...you probably won't get out for less than $$$$, bare minimum - and that's for an hour, at most.

In April, I went to Sheri's Ranch, which is in Pahrump, NV, about an hour's drive from Vegas. They are known to be the most expensive legal brothel due to proximity to Vegas - they get a bunch of high rollers coming in from Vegas who don't care what they pay.



I brought a pretty good bankroll with me (not bragging - I saved it over about 6 months prior to the visit), and got 2 hours with two of the legal "courtesans" (as they call themselves) in a private bungalow. The bungalows come with champagne...of which I partook liberally to calm my nerves. Time went by very quickly and when it came time to rebook, I wasn't ready to stop and "oh look - there's a credit card in my wallet - problem solved!"


When I think of all the good times that could have been had with fine local ladies for that money...ouch!


I knew nothing about the hobby at the time - as far as I knew it was all streetwalkers and pimps out there. Yes, I had a sheltered existence.



Anyone else been to one? I hear the ones up north around Carson City are not as expensive. Still way more than hobbying though. I doubt I will ever go back to one - I will support the local economy instead!

Do they take military discounts?

Do they take military discounts? Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

Dunno, I was never in the military so didn't ask. I'm sure it would be up to the individual ladies - they are independent contractors and set their own prices as long as they are above the house minimum, so if they wanted to give a discount off that, they could I suppose.

Sounds like the perfect place for me! Lol! I'm in there!

Well, the house gets to keep half and the ladies have to pay daily rental on their rooms and buy bulk condoms, lube etc. from the house. Still, I think some of them make a lot of money - from what I've heard many work half the year and spend the other half traveling or doing whatever they want.

A downside is that the ladies are not allowed to leave the premises while working, even while off duty (they work shifts). I believe this is due to the law in Nye county, which is where Pahrump is located. I don't think it applies to the northern brothels. For this reason, I've seen some of the ladies at Sheri's who are on Twitter refer to it as "pussy prison"!

Years and years ago i contacted a hot asian from the Bunny Ranch. I was possibly going to make a trip to vegas so i thought id get some info since I had seen the "Cathouse" show on HBO and the babes looked good. The price was insane so decided to skip that. It was somewhere around 600 hr.

When I was shooting out in Vegas, my agent at the time had the bright idea to send me and another girl out to the Bunny Ranch to work for extra cash. Needless to say, we didn't go. Can't remember the exact reason but he changed his mind the next day and shipped us to L.A. instead.

Years and years ago i contacted a hot asian from the Bunny Ranch. I was possibly going to make a trip to vegas so i thought id get some info since I had seen the "Cathouse" show on HBO and the babes looked good. The price was insane so decided to skip that. It was somewhere around 600 hr. Originally Posted by Iridemhard

That would be a bargain compared to what Sheri's charges. Of course BR has probably come up in price as well since then, but I don't think even they command the prices that Sheri's does, despite the TV show.

When I was shooting out in Vegas, my agent at the time had the bright idea to send me and another girl out to the Bunny Ranch to work for extra cash. Needless to say, we didn't go. Can't remember the exact reason but he changed his mind the next day and shipped us to L.A. instead. Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

Bummer (?), you might have made a killing there. Maybe even been on TV...

Bummer (?), you might have made a killing there. Maybe even been on TV... Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Maybe, but I'll never know now. Not unless I pack my bags and head out west with a dream and a dildo.

Sounds like the beginning of a truly inspirational story! Horatio Alger-style (kinda).

LMAO it's just a day dream. I doubt I'll ever get accepted to the Bunny Ranch or even Love Ranch. Plus I have to get licensed and all that crap...

That us95 is a lonely desert mountain road.the brothels are very far apart.the one outside of pahrump was a run down dump when I stopped there years ago.2girls and a old madam.I got the hell out of there quick.when I'd get to tonopah.I wud get out my little feat tape .waiting for Columbus. And sing along with willin.I been from Tucson to tucumcari.tahachpi to tonopah. Lol

That us95 is a lonely desert mountain road.the brothels are very far apart.the one outside of pahrump was a run down dump when I stopped there years ago.2girls and a old madam.I got the hell out of there quick.when I'd get to tonopah.I wud get out my little feat tape .waiting for Columbus. And sing along with willin.I been from Tucson to tucumcari.tahachpi to tonopah. Lol Originally Posted by peter north77

For some reason, I now feel like playing GTA San Andreas

That us95 is a lonely desert mountain road.the brothels are very far apart.the one outside of pahrump was a run down dump when I stopped there years ago.2girls and a old madam.I got the hell out of there quick.when I'd get to tonopah.I wud get out my little feat tape .waiting for Columbus. And sing along with willin.I been from Tucson to tucumcari.tahachpi to tonopah. Lol Originally Posted by peter north77

Sounds like that might have been the Chicken Ranch, which is right next door to Sheri's. Possibly before Sheri's was built.

I liked the drive from Vegas. The mountains were beautiful, and very different from anything we have around here.