Screwed

Depressed? Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 3 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.....

LMFAO, well played.

The last time I called the Suicide Hotline they put me on hold....It was around lunch time tho....

TFF

Toolman, I was wondering if you were still around.

Lol - good one, sir.

Good one.

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.

LMMFAO..... sad thing is , it's about the truth...

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline. Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

GOOD GOD!!!

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline. Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Is the goal of the suicide hotline to get people to commit to their own deaths?

It's called reduced population growth by volunteering....ijs

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline. Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Who'dve thunk it was Pakistan? I feel so stoopid.

Community service ....heh.