How Much Would You Pay To Hit It Part 15: Piper Perabo?

I don't know if you caught the new summer show Covert Affairs, but it was pretty darn good. The main character used being an provider working for an agency in DC as a cover, so as usual it got me thinking. . .

If Piper Perado were a provider, would you be interested? How much would you pay? What do you think her best feature or service would be? Do you know any providers that remind you of her?

Again, nah.

I'd be interested, but at standard market rates. I think Piper peaked at Coyote Ugly and has since jumped the shark.

I'd be interested, but at standard market rates. I think Piper peaked at Coyote Ugly and has since jumped the shark. Originally Posted by Spaulding Smails

Yeah, but...

I might be enticed to see her for a tiny bit more than my normal ceiling rate, simply because I have great admiration for any actress who'd accept the role of a character named "Karen Sympathy" (The Adventures of Rocky And Bullwinkle live action film (2000)).



Cheers,

bcg (what can I say, I love a good play on words...)

Nice but not my type..BD

Again depends on performance. I Hobby for the sex, not for eye candy. A knockout with poor skills will not get repeat business from me.

I not sure but Piper's face kinda annoys me but she is a great actress but I hate looking at her face for some reason. She looks confused alot. Nah.

Not my ideal body type, but she has some great DSL's!!!

She has a strange look about her. You see it more on video than still shots.

She has a strange look about her. You see it more on video than still shots. Originally Posted by John Bull

Does that mean if you see her, you're getting a little "strange"? LOL

[My guess is, this is one celeb that couldn't pay her bills in the hobby.]

I did find the dialogue in this week's show amusing when she was undercover as a provider:

FBI Agent: We don't write tickets and we are not here to enforce local decency laws, so it is okay for you to tell us why you were here. I mean, it really isn't our job to arrest call girls.

Annie: We don't really like the term "call girl."

FBI Agent: "Huh?"

Annie: "We usually prefer the term escort or provider."

FBI Agent: "Okay, whatever, tell me about the John you came here to see. . ."

Annie: "We don't like that term either."

FBI Agent: "I give, what do you call your tricks?"

Annie: "We usually call them clients."

FBI Agent: [sighs and mutters] "Silly hookers and their delusions of grandu. . ."

Annie: "Now if I already told you I didn't like being called a call girl, how do you think I feel about being called a hooker? Now do you want help with solving this crime or not?"

Th at's funny. Still wouldn't bang her though. Someone said it earlier she has a confused look on her face even when she's smiling. What did you think of that show anyways I've been seeing commercials about it but it hasn't really piqued my interest.

I did find the dialogue in this week's show amusing when she was undercover as a provider:

FBI Agent: We don't write tickets and we are not here to enforce local decency laws, so it is okay for you to tell us why you were here. I mean, it really isn't our job to arrest call girls.

Annie: We don't really like the term "call girl."

FBI Agent: "Huh?"

Annie: "We usually prefer the term escort or provider."

FBI Agent: "Okay, whatever, tell me about the John you came here to see. . ."

Annie: "We don't like that term either."

FBI Agent: "I give, what do you call your tricks?"

Annie: "We usually call them clients."

FBI Agent: [sighs and mutters] "Silly hookers and their delusions of grandu. . ."

Annie: "Now if I already told you I didn't like being called a call girl, how do you think I feel about being called a hooker? Now do you want help with solving this crime or not?" Originally Posted by ANONONE

About ten cents, as I don't find her to be appealing.

Now slap a photo of Christina Ricci or Scarlett Johansson up there and we're talking "chop my finger off" good

Piper Perabo?

She's an unknown, isn't she?

I had to look her up and while she is admittedly hot, I don't see what the fuss is about.

Still, sign me up for $200, but I want extras!

Does she do anal?