Hobbyists hygiene reviews!

Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
This is an information exchange, yes?
Ordabguy (sp?) and pillowlips I would not repeat
Both are deceptive in their luring techniques
Physical hygiene is deplorable, greasy skin with boils, stretch marks, too many folds, and just improper hygiene standards
Both pull a bait & switch appointment
Also fuck that gross dude Nigel
Review recommendations…big fat oily greasy boil infection NO
Next Best Thing's Avatar
I turned 50 this year and recently sprouted my first fucked up nasty looking zit along the hairline on the back of my neck.
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
I turned 50 this year and recently sprouted my first fucked up nasty looking zit along the hairline on the back of my neck. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
One is ok. A few dozen are not…
Next Best Thing's Avatar
One is ok. A few dozen are not… Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
One of the prostitutes recently accused me of being you.
Rainbird4668's Avatar
What's a bait and switch when it comes to client?

They dont need to bait with false looks. So are you saying they bait with promise of more money than they actually give?

Or you just having a good ole roast?
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
One of the prostitutes recently accused me of being you. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
That’s awesome
Next Best Thing's Avatar
The thing I hate most is tricking myself into believing I'm going to have a satisfying sexual experience and the whore flops down and top of me and has overheated, sticky skin. Literally sticky. It feels really unnatural and bothers me a lot.

Sarah Summers has definitely gotten a little fat but at least her skin is cool and smooth, she smells good, and I don't feel like I'm going to catch something.

Not naming names but I've fucked an upstate NY whore in the last 6 weeks and since then every time I coughed or felt an itch the thought crossed my mind that it might be literally fatal.
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What's a bait and switch when it comes to client?

They dont need to bait with false looks. So are you saying they bait with promise of more money than they actually give?

Or you just having a good ole roast? Originally Posted by Rainbird4668
Girl you should know what I mean?
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
The thing I hate most is tricking myself into believing I'm going to have a satisfying sexual experience and the whore flops down and top of me and has overheated, sticky skin. Literally sticky. It feels really unnatural and bothers me a lot.

Sarah Summers has definitely gotten a little fat but at least her skin is cool and smooth, she smells good, and I don't feel like I'm going to catch something.

Not naming names but I've fucked an upstate NY whore in the last 6 weeks and since then every time I coughed or felt an itch the thought crossed my mind that it might be literally fatal. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
So how did you treat the whore prior to putting your dick into her?
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So how do treat the whore prior to putting your dick into her? Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
It depends. Usually dismissively.
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Girl you should know what I mean? Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
That may have been funny 8 months ago... but this bird has been a freebird, not one for the sun, for some time now.

Would be nice if you could answer my question to keep the thread going toward an informative manner... steering away from insults and slams...

Unless this was a thread you started just to insult people you dont like and be rude to others you dont even know.
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That may have been funny 8 months ago... but this bird has been a freebird, not one for the sun, for some time now.

Would be nice if you could answer my question to keep the thread going toward an informative manner... steering away from insults and slams...

Unless this was a thread you started just to insult people you dont like and be rude to others you dont even know. Originally Posted by Rainbird4668
I can answer

send a pic of a hot guy, and say its them.

rats nn already knows what I look like so crap drinks only



btw: ya sure on that free thingy????
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
It depends. Usually dismissively. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
So that’s the problem..get her interested
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
That may have been funny 8 months ago... but this bird has been a freebird, not one for the sun, for some time now.

Would be nice if you could answer my question to keep the thread going toward an informative manner... steering away from insults and slams...

Unless this was a thread you started just to insult people you dont like and be rude to others you dont even know. Originally Posted by Rainbird4668
Ok, moving on girl
Next Best Thing's Avatar
So that’s the problem..get her interested Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
What is this going to do to solve the whore's sticky skin and shit breath problem.