ISO vertically challenged?

Anyone know of any female providers that are, for lack of a better word, little people?
Like Chuey on the show Chelsea lately.

omg.....lol...your a riot....

.....didn't you read that review on aspd last year of ''I fucked a midget"

...let me know cuz I wanna be in on this shittt!

...not fair that guys get to live out all this .... I want to!

At one point there was a midget provider who advertised on Backpage. I haven't heard of her in a while though. My sister is kind of short though. She's only 5 foot on a tall day... If no one hears from me after this post... She's killed me...

Anyone know of any female providers that are, for lack of a better word, little people?
Like Chuey on the show Chelsea lately. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

I got your back hommie....

http://www.preferred411.com/sanantonio/starr

Enjoy!

LAP

Wow lickalotapus, I am impressed. Way to go!

At one point there was a midget provider who advertised on Backpage. I haven't heard of her in a while though. My sister is kind of short though. She's only 5 foot on a tall day... If no one hears from me after this post... She's killed me... Originally Posted by wynterstark

We will mourn your passing.

Two words for ya lilsmurf: ROAD TRIP.

There's a couple hotties I'd like to see in SA. I'll drive & you get the gas?

You guys are SICK...BUT, can I watch? I gotta see this....

Yeah, and the best part is it looks like she gives a $5 P411 discount! LOL!

Thanks for info y'all, the bucket list just got a little shorter, hehe.

i looked at her p411 ad...states she is a smoker, i always heard smoking stunts your growth

Peanut, I had my response all planned out THEN I read your post and spit coffee all over my Mac! LOL! You are just WRONG!


What I was GOING to say was: I can always get on my knees for you darlin'!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHA

Anyone know of any female providers that are, for lack of a better word, little people?
Like Chuey on the show Chelsea lately. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

Am I understanding this right - you want a provider who looks like a hairy, male dwarf? Ewwwww!

Am I understanding this right - you want a provider who looks like a hairy, male dwarf? Ewwwww! Originally Posted by Heather Winston

He is into some kinky shit...let him be....