I tried a few days ago to contact a newbie provider that posted in the Welcome & Introduction Forum. She had a suspicious review but I still thought of setting up with her. I pm'd her, then emailed and texted. Almost 48 hours later I get a pm back, then later in the day I get an email reply and the next day a text reply. Now it didn't matter to me anymore cause 2 days to reply seems long to me if she doesn't offer a reason for the delay. Which she didn't. But I had pretty much decided not to see her, but her reply nailed it shut.
Each of her replies were only "Would you like to see me"
First of all, this got me to thinking that I should have answerd "my dick is doing all my thinking and yes, my dick would like to see you and you'd be doing my dick a fovor if you'd let my dick fuck you sillier than you already are "
But secondly, and this is more of a marketing strategy, providers should use a friendly and inviting reply, not one that sounds like you're doing me a favor.
"I would love to see you" after all, this is a service industry and you want my money, I can always jerk off to porn instead and keep my money in my pocket. Guess this is more of a newbie mistake because the more experienced women give better and more enticing replies. They've learned.
Anyway, just thought it was odd/funny when I read her reply.