Its my Penis...Man frisked by TSA

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Well did have to pay extra for the pat down? At least there was a happy ending and he was able to continue on.
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According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded.

On his Facebook page he lists his favorite quote as, “Yes, it really is that big. See, you can fit more than three hands on it.”
Obviously a shower, not a grower with only a paltry 3 inch gain.
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F*ck that!That would be a curse to have a d*ck that big. I am very happy with what I have. The playground would get awfully small.
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Falcon's penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and has appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile.
A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were "professional" about the security check.
"It was probably harder on them than it was on me," Falcon said.

Read more: http://www.seattlepi.com/national/ar...#ixzz212PFzbkY
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Yet he won't do a porno boo! He has an obligation to America !!!
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Image violation....pic removed CC
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As an avid howard stern listener, I remember this guy from being prank called on his public access show by a couple of the staffers there. Always makes me chuckle. Heres a clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sc-CfBij_A
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SL going through security....

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This guy is an attention whore d-bag. He used to walk around NYC wearing baseball pants intentionally 2 sizes too small so people would notice his cock, and tells everyone he's John Holmes' kid.

I hate the TSA but I can absolutely see him setting them up so he could be in the news.
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This guy is an attention whore d-bag. He used to walk around NYC wearing baseball pants intentionally 2 sizes too small so people would notice his cock, and tells everyone he's John Holmes' kid.

I hate the TSA but I can absolutely see him setting them up so he could be in the news. Originally Posted by Fort Worth Punk
Iif I had a dick that big, I'd have cards printed! LOL
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F*ck that!That would be a curse to have a d*ck that big. I am very happy with what I have. The playground would get awfully small. Originally Posted by Salsa man
I agree. Let him brag because that's a small pleasure compared to the rejection that he probably deals with constantly.

To have a cock that huge would be a turn off when things (activities, oral, intercourse) came right down to it. Most women will say no.

Guys are always wanting a bigger cock. Bravo to Salsa man for saying that he's happy with his. It's very nice to hear!!!
he may have a big dick but he's creepy as hell.

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F*ck that!That would be a curse to have a d*ck that big. I am very happy with what I have. The playground would get awfully small. Originally Posted by Salsa man

I would say that having a large unit is a pain in the ass, but then people would just joke about putting it in the wrong hole. I guess I should be glad to just have a 2 hander! It's hard enough for me to get a BJ, can't imagine what/who could take care of him other than a circus act.