OK, my now and then fuckbuddy was at my house the other night watching the Oscars. Domesticty had overwhelmed us so we were propped up in bed sipping wine. She has back spasms and uses a TENS unit to get temporary relief. She was finishing up with the TENS as Tom Hanks started in with the Best Picture nominees. As the Oscar ceremonies were finally ending she was pulling down the bed sheets where (gasp!) she discovered that I was playing wth my dick and had brought it up to a nie size. Her hand covered mine and we were massaging my cock when she asked if I'd like to try something 'different.'
We've done some things together, some great, others not-so-great, and I wasn't feeling like going to sleep with a hardon and an interested girlfriend so I reached over and started playing with her oh-so-sensitive nipples and said "Whaddya have in mind?" She gets this 'look' in her eyes and starts biting her lower lip as her fingernail trails up my shaft and she says "How 'bout I put this (holding a TENS pad) here?" I'm sure my jaw is dropping as she presses the pad over my corona "and another....here" (as a second is pressed to the base of my shaft) "and see what happens?"
I do enjoy having her mouth wrapped around my dick and the now-and-then encounter with her finger up my (...shudder....never mind!) but the thought of electricity thru my favorite body part conjures up images of someone being strapped into the electric chair! "Relax" she offers up "you'll LOVE it!" Now I'm thinking (a) how would she know I'll love it unless she's done this to other guys; or (b) she's done this to herself, in which case I'd prefer she slap the electrode over her clit and wherever else the damned pad goes and flip the ON switch!
I flashed my best "you're really scaring the shit outta me and my now turtle-like dick" grin and slowly peel the electrodes off, all the time feeling as if I'm making a BIG mistake (she's sharing a part of her she's likely guarded for a long time and now you're REJECTNG her efforts!) and ask her if it would be 'OK' if I play around with the TENS a bit....alone...and see if it's a sensation I appreciate before we go any further? (Brilliant! I'm thinking. I'm not REJECTING her advance or sexual suggestion. Instead, I'm simply asking her to slow down a bit since electricity surging thru my dick is a somewhat new concept for me since I'm not Frankenstein with a hardon). She shrugs and says "Ok!" and hands me the TENS. "Lemme know when I can make you cum with that."
Hmmmmm.."make me cum." OK, there's suddenly a hot, blonde female Nazi (Annie Lenox in her prime) in my head twirling a dial as bolts of lightning flash and the hum of electricity fills the room as I scream and my poor turtle-like dick is electrocuted (guess I shouldn't have had all those impure thoughts about the women the that passed me by over the years. Bending them over park benches and fire hydrants to ravage their hot squaling bodies must've been a baaaaad thing, huh?).
Weird part is I slapped tose electrodes on last night and flipped the switch. Hurt like HELL! No fountains of cum or a newfound appeciation for summary dick electrocution. I do want to fuck her sometime this week and I know the TENS unti is going to come up for discussion. My inclination is to let her slap the pads on and have a go at i. If she's successful I'll be the first to..ahem...show my appreciation. If not, she'll think I'm a good sport and perhaps let me hump her rump!
Gentemen, have any of you had any time in the TENS saddle?
Ladies, is this something you've done for a gentleman?