Here's good wishes to all the mother's here in eccie-land for a happy Mother's Day! I hope you feel valued and appreciated in your family, hell, at least once this year!
Being a mother is the most important job in the world. It' so important, it's even more important than providing sexual opportunities to men who are, ahem, "past their prime".
So congratulations and thank you for doing the two most important jobs in the world!