Mr. Hankey’s Dildos

Do any of you pervs here on the AR forums have any experience with a dildo from Mr. Hankey?

For those of that done know, Mr. Hankey’s is a company that specializes in dildos that range in size from large, to fucking huge, to “OMFG!!! There’s no way that’s gonna fit!”

I’m not sure if we’re allowed to post links, but a simple Google search will get you there quickly.

I’ve been thinking of getting one on the larger end of the spectrum, but since they’re a bit pricey I thought I’d ask if anyone has one.

If you do, please let us know which one you own.

If you were on the giving end, please describe how the receiver reacted to it.

If you’re the receiver, please describe how it felt to you.

Thanks fellow pervs!

Not sure of your location. Butt Eros in Pasadena carries some of The OMG ones so you can see and feel the weight. Plus not pay shipping. How heavy the large ones are is a turn off. Try walking with those hooked to your strap on...lol

I know exactly where you’re talking about...I was there just two weeks ago (I live close to Pasadena). I was looking for a smaller, more deepthroat-friendly dildo. Since I wasn’t in the frame of mind to look at the giant ones I may have walked walked past the Mr. Hankey’s stuff.

I guess I gotta go back! Not that I’m complaining of course.

Thanks for the tip. Anyone else have an experience to share?

I have the ass midget dildo. google it. it is wayyyy too big for 99% of guys. I do have one guy who loves it tho. I am in austin and love stretching toys for men and I am skilled and experienced at this. the key is plenty of lube and lots of patience and time to work up to it.

I can add that the large ones also require a special larger heavier duty harness and o-ring (I believe Hanky sells the rings.)
worth mentioning

I saw a video where a cam girl took the whole midget dildo up her ass. It was impressive! But personally, I’m thinking about getting the Long John:

https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/product-page/long-john