This is a gratuitous, self serving, jerkoffatory threat I believe I have earned. i've got to assemble a bucket list of sweet, sensitive and understanding young ladies to take care of the Rider before he is forced to the sideline for a number of weeks at least from major surgery.
I'm calling it my Fuckit List and am open to all experiences that lie within my limited abilities, budget and patience level. Unfortunately, it's becoming clear that the Rider will be due for another spinal tuneup in the next month or two. Brutal, painful, debilitating fact but a fact nontheless.
That will mean that I'll be out of Hobby action for a while, just as I was getting back into it. I'll have to get fixed and back before my Premium Access expires, and I told the neurosurgeon that. He's down! And promises I'll be submitting DATY reviews before July 4th. Last time he said six weeks and it was16 months.
So who might my brothers and sisters suggest I see to fill my short term bucket list? Ladies, y'all know me. And you know that this time, no mofo is coming near my spinal cord with a needle, catheter or long rubber cock! So it'll be all or nothing!
Between the deductible, the drugs and the recovery, I figure I've got six weeks to get my licks in. Damned sure want to make new friends and eat new people.
Gonna play a lot of music. Down a whisky or two and eat a lot of clams. Got one and two handled. Suggestions for three?
Call it the Fuckit List for Yssup! Kinda like Toys for Twats at Christmas!
Lay it on me... I've got the first round of MRIs next week!