Creative names

Most have seen the clip in the Austin Powers movies about the rocket that looks like a "Johnson get me the president", where the give all kind of names for a penis.

So what's the most creative name someone has ever had for their "equipment"?

Had a friend who was a rep for a chainsaw company. His girlfriend
called it the "Power Tool".

Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle

Throbbing Python of Love

Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Worm

Little Bastard<<< that's what I call mine

An ex-girlfriend called mine Wile E. Coyote. I kept trying to get past 3rd base and she said your just like that coyote chasing that road runner! It lasted the whole time we dated but, it was fun to hear her say "Wile has a surprise"

"Heada"
ME: Hey Honey, Let me introduce you to a close personal friend of mine.
Female:Who is that?
Me: Heada, Heada my dick.

One-eyed wonder worm.

Carl

Penis