when is a pillow not a pillow

When it is a ass jack..

I'm laughing....(I think...)

when is a pillow not a pillow

When it is being used as a chew toy



(Use your imagination if you have to)

I had a really weird dream the other night...I dreamed I was eating the world's largest marshmellow.
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When I woke up, I couldn't find my pillow...