Almost embarrassed to post this, but what the fuck.

Surfing porn videos tonight and this product came up on a "pop up" ad. Sex toys will never beat the real thing, but I have to admit, this one got my attention. Let's face it, those of us that aren't married, you know you rub one off almost daily. For a seventy dollar investment, this may not be a bad purchase.

http://www.soloflesh.com/

Good old plastic puss..

Mmm.. what happens if you put too much pressure and water bursts out? LOL

That's called a squiter.

Can you get it with stubble?

That is hilarious.

Haven't these been around for awhile now?

I would rather jerk off to porn than try to fuck one of those little fake pussy things.

Can you get it with stubble? Originally Posted by Totempole

Put some velcro on it. LMMFAO

That's called a squiter. Originally Posted by 1inamillion

I rarely read anything that is actually funny on here. Good job!

Surfing porn videos tonight and this product came up on a "pop up" ad. Sex toys will never beat the real thing, but I have to admit, this one got my attention. Let's face it, those of us that aren't married, you know you rub one off almost daily. For a seventy dollar investment, this may not be a bad purchase.

http://www.soloflesh.com/ Originally Posted by GymRat

Don't be embarrassed. This topic has made me smile this morning.

But you have to fill this creature/thing/toy with water? Then, I guess that you have to let the water out? Sounds like a lot of work for an orgasm when you can just use your hand.

I must be lazy with self pleasuring!!!

Your boys will never let you hear the end of it if they find that thing. I'm with miss Elizabeth up there to much work for a nut. Not to mention its only available in white booty.

Fuck that plastic pussy shit! I'd much rather have the real thing!

Your boys will never let you hear the end of it if they find that thing. I'm with miss Elizabeth up there to much work for a nut. Not to mention its only available in white booty. Originally Posted by Trey

I'm dying laughing over here..

Your boys will never let you hear the end of it if they find that thing. I'm with miss Elizabeth up there to much work for a nut. Not to mention its only available in white booty. Originally Posted by Trey

Much props Trey. Hilarious!