I got contacted by a "sweet" dude ...who would pay me annnything to come see him at his far away, 2 bill motel ...tellin me how discreet the place is, how he'd have the money IN HIS DAMN HAND right from the beginning ...
Translation: We're gonna rob ure ass soon as you walk in... 100% discretion guranteed
Why would these dickwads contact someone like Me, of All possible "victims"...
I'd probably show up with a paintgun ward...