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Yo mama is so nasty her farts caused global warming!
Yo mama is so old she bought her ticket to Noah's Ark on Craigslist!
Yo mama is so hairy she gave you carpet burn when you were born!
Yo mama is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven!
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to the park ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama is so old she bought her ticket to Noah's Ark on Craigslist!
Yo mama is so hairy she gave you carpet burn when you were born!
Yo mama is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven!
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to the park ducks throw bread at her!
What are some of the best 'yo mama jokes' you've ever heard?
*disclaimer: these are light-hearted jokes and in no way reflect any intention to harm or otherwise offend all of the wonderful mothers out there.
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