What's the scary/strange/weirdest thing that's happened to you?

Quite a few years ago I had an ATF who wokred at a massage parlor. I was making another visit and the normal routine was to take a quick shower then lay out on the massage table. After some good conversation & a massage there'd be a happy ending. At this place there were only two people working, my ATF and another lady who stayed in the office and took phone calls. I had just arrived, taken a shower and layed on the table. Just a few minutes later a light goes on in the room and all the sudden she gets very excited telling me I had to get out of there! I grabbed my cloths and she ushered me out the back door of the building. Now I have an eye condition that makes my pupils slow to react to different light levels so when I go from the dimmer interior to the sunny outdoors I'm blinded and cann't see anything around me. I standing there naked wondering if people can see me who are driving by or not. Fortunately it ended up being in a closed in area and I was able to get dressed again. After I was dressed I heard the back door open and I thought it might be the masseuse coming out so I stepped around the corner and who do I see? The police of course! They asked whether I had been touched in the genitals and I was able to honestly say No. Good thing they didn't show up a little later! I got off without a problem however they hauled off my ATF since her massage liscense had expired.

Had one tell me as we were just about to start that she thought she heard her ex/stalker outside. Needless to say I got out of there quick didn't leave anything behind or look behind either. Talk about the hairs standing up on my neck lol. And in all honesty when I first walked in I didn't want to go through with the session but didn't want to walk away as she didn't do anything wrong. Guess someone heard my prayers lol.

...I had an amazing client be really sweet during the session, and as he was putting on his jacket to leave his gun fell out. Creepy! He was still amazing though, and he got embarrassed afterward. He apologized profusely, but I asked him to not bring that the next time and he never did.

...I also had a client who wanted a really intense session of domination for three hours nonstop tell me, after he'd showered and dressed, that he'd just gotten out of prison.

When I first started working I would get loads of military men and thought that was odd, but now I don't, I think it's awesome...Seeing them at a discounted rate is how I serve my country!

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I was riding a guy cowgirl really wild...grabbing his headboard..all of a sudden he said "You can thank my momma for the headboard to hold onto...its her bed".....OMG! lol

I had a Guy come in for a session. (pay then go to room) when It was time to pay he said "oh I forgot to stop by the ATM I'll be right back." Five minutes later I get a text saying "your place is too dirty I'm not coming back." TOTALLY out of line and untrue. Loser was probably looking for a freebie.