Your highest "per minute" session

Just read a post about a guy who popped a few minutes into the session and it struck me as funny. There's also those where they fell asleep, or whatever... but as far as a real session goes:


What was your shortest session that you completed on a P4P?



Providers welcome too give us a laugh too if you have a story about a QV that you barely got past the "Q"...


(No high school stories, we were all quick back then...)

lol Im msog, but some guys cant manage that...

I had a QV and it was done in about 3 minutes. Not much to the story, just the facts lol

had another who popped without even getting hard. didnt keep track of the time on that one lol

I had a guy finish before he got in the gate. It took longer to get dressed. He then said, that was so good can you come tomorrow? I said,sure. I thought it was too good to be true. I go back the next day ( thinking its probably going to take awhile tonight) i get undressed. The same thing happens. Been seeing him 3x a week since. He has never got in the gate. But always leaves happy and comes back. I feel guilty at times. So i give him a second pop every once in a while. He tries to give me extra though. Lol

A few that I didn't even get their undies or boxers off before they came all over in their pants or in my mouth.

Recently back in November, was watching the World Series and passionately tongue fucking this mans mouth for what had to have been an hour of intense foreplay. Dunno that the chemistry has ever been this hot with someone but once he finally slid right in, it was only a matter of minutes before it was over.
It was nice either way and I've since seen him a few more times.

By the way, I don't like your new Avatar Scribe, change it back lol

A lady and I agreed that she should leave about 10 minutes after arriving . . . does that count

Some are anxious to get to the task ...

Which is not in their favor ...

Tender and cautious foreplay can buy some time ... (usually)

A flick of the tongue, or caressing the jewels and TELLING them ... DON'T DO IT .... DON'T DO IT .... not yet!

It's a game ... sometime's you win ... sometime you lose ...

But truly there is never a loser.

What's wrong with toys at this point?

Gals can be entertained by more than a hard cock.
Foreplay doesn't always have to be on the front end ... the back end of the session works too!

I had a 100 hug once. Does that count?

Lets just say ive had a lot of American pie moments. You know the one with Jason Biggs lol

Mine was about 3 minutes a few m9nths ago.. I have great control and no problem getting my soldier to stand at attention before my pants hit the floor but for some reason I got the great idea to try libido-max. Holly shit, it made me feel like my entire cock was full of cum. All it needed was a single tug...Lol..I was msog that session. Lol

Paid 1k and can't remember how long and couldn't finish. I was in Vegas young drunk stupid. Bar/escort girl.

I'm sure so guys will read this and want to take some.. It works if you don't mind the gitterness, heart palpitations, super ventricular tachycardia, paranoia, and the feeling like you're at a strip club getting a lap dance from the hottest girl there and you're about to shit your pants. Lol

I'm sure so guys will read this and want to take some.. It works if you don't mind the gitterness, heart palpitations, super ventricular tachycardia, paranoia, and the feeling like you're at a strip club getting a lap dance from the hottest girl there and you're about to shit your pants. Lol Originally Posted by DrBWC

Jesus that sounds serious lol

I thought all those little helper pills were just vitamins and shit.

When I was a kid (teens); it was seconds (like "one, two, three, fo - pow!)... But that might have been lots of guys. I also used to see how many I could pound out in a day, and that was over a dozen - (back then).

Luckily I started my P4P later in life - and get more value.

Torre, you're correct - it doesn't have to spoil the evening!

Brook - OMG that poor guy. Hopefully, like a bartender with that frequent a customer, you give him a "punch card discount" or something... lmao.

GR - hilarious, but I don't think that counts (rofl)

Berk - asked, and done! (Kisses baby)

I had a 100 hug once. Does that count? Originally Posted by L.A.

I had something similar. Her birthday present had been lying around unclaimed -- and risking some unwelcome questions -- for a few weeks. I had to pay her a session fee in order to get her to meet me so I could give it to her. We met in that most romantic of places, a Whataburger parking lot. I'm embarrassed to say how much was involved, but I've got L.A. beat by several multiples.

I will admit that I fall into short cummings category. So I have spent way too much for 3min worth of time. Most are very accommodating with msog. I'm not sure what it is and why I don't have that problem in my personal life. I think it's all the hype and pressure I put on myself building up to the session.