Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $4,990 to $6,990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
If this had been around in the early 70s, Porter Wagoner not only might have had Dolly Parton as his "girl singer" but she could have been his sound system