what really ...be likely ta happens first

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which event will happens ...first?

...ocd dies a dehydration after ..blowin so many outs ...his shitter

...jimmie shithound gets ...stuck in ones a the crappers he ...be fixin

...still heres finally ...leaves

...fat ...paulie done realizes based ...god ...plastic man ...done made the meta
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simaltaneously
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Mother jokes
Someone duns.....bees..ratted...
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Someone duns.....bees..ratted... Originally Posted by Notuagain
still ...here?
I didn't realize you were out of original ideas....

But.... Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.... so imitate away!!
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Mother jokes Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

welcome back

I predict first thing to happen

the truth will make a return to this wasteland

albeit a short spurt

a surge in antacid sales

to curb onset tummy and upset
then the silencing

but nonetheless very entertaining
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I didn't realize you were out of original ideas....

But.... Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.... so imitate away!! Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
hay, its not his fault mommy told you what he was working on, then you beat him to the punch
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Original ideas like knocking up prostitutes and not being absolutely mortified by the fucking idea of it.
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hay, its not his fault mommy told you what he was working on, then you beat him to the punch Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Another variation on the theme of mother jokes, really the last refuge. But it's evidently a sign of the times?
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welcome back

I predict first thing to happen

the truth will make a return to this wasteland

albeit a short spurt

a surge in antacid sales

to curb onset tummy and upset
then the silencing

but nonetheless very entertaining Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Thanks JB, and likewise.

Try Sarah Summers from Albany if you ever get a shot or are in the area. Young, in reasonable physical condition, and very impressionable.

Unfortunately I think the MLs may be exerting some influence lately, sorry to say.
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Well, welcome back Pooh bear

How long this time
Three whole people have voted.... that's makes this a fizzle flop.....
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Three whole people have voted.... that's makes this a fizzle flop..... Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
whew, I have one, but not has 0
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Original ideas like knocking up prostitutes and not being absolutely mortified by the fucking idea of it. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

what?

look daughter , heres your parents first

days

documented family album out in the cloud

off to a fantastic start, id say