First off, I dropped my phone down the toilet so that’s why I haven’t been answering any unsolicited texts from anybody wanting me to come see them - sorry, but feel free to start texting the hell outta me now!! My mom likes tomatoes!
NOW CHECK OUT THIS MAGIC - ALL OF IT!!!
First time ever!!! Me and Neotek are doing doubles! Yes, this guy - http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=56515 , http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=54778
UBER AWESOME!!!
We charge by the inch not the hour so it’s msog for however long!! Anything goes and WE mean anything!!! *giggles*
I’m more BFE, he is more PSE and together we are LSFJASKFDHHASEIHRIHASE!!!
Is Neotek gonna have to choke a bitch? Probably so!
We are not spinners but not quite BBW!
We need reviews!!!!! But no review specials so don’t ask!
But you can ask for the Four Amigo special - instead of doubles, we offer quadruples with a couple of our UTR friends! They offer the half off an inch special!
Discounts to midgets and anyone whose name is associated with a famous Sylvester Stallone character! Oh, and Kim Jong Il!
Catch us before we RETIRE!!
WE ARE YOUR NEW ATF! Or is it ATF’s or ATFs’?
WE ARE YOUR NEW ATFs’sss’!