Strip Club Update

Well, unless you're just really desperate to see some ass I just got word from the Mgmt. staff of one of our local clubs that there are not only no socially distant private dances but also no stage dancing and also the girls can't sit with you because they are not part of your party when you arrive. Even hugs are off limits. Yup, they better get used to Pornhub amateur uploads and Onlyfans to survive. Bet those dancers wish they would've exchanged more numbers now and gave up a real name for FB clientele searches. Until further notice - Jergens is great on skin. Ciao.
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Andy says no drink without something to eat order also in bars

well strip clubs are bars

name your stripper to eat with your drink with care guys

by order of Andy DATY is A-OK
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....by order of Andy DATY is A-OK Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Explains why his approval ratings are sky high!
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Explains why his approval ratings are sky high! Originally Posted by Zollner
nope

other bars will be serving one potato chip for a penny
nope

other bars will be serving one potato chip for a penny Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Already started here.

Starts at .01 for a DUM DUM, to $1.00 for grapes....not sure what color!
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https://13wham.com/news/local/restau...ol-regulations


Restaurant unveils $1 "Cuomo Chips" after Governor announces alcohol regulations

SARATOGA SPRINGS NY


In Saratoga Springs, Harvey's Irish Pub Owner Matthew Bagely decided to put "Cuomo chips" on everyone's bill, so customers don't have to buy a full meal.
Christina Hoffnegle and her husband say the chips are quite good and are a great paper weight for their receipt. But say they leave a bad aftertaste
" bad aftertaste"
Just went to the Barrel.....fortunately not too far away. Website said "Open now" but I beg to differ. Those morons should STAY closed until they find a competant 3rd grader to help them out.
Is munching on pussy with a beer in your hand qualify ?
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LOL
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So "Andy" puts in a law IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP OPEN a bar and that gets beaten up by the pro trumpers here. If people would have followed the rules put in place to begin with the new law wouldn't have been necessary.
How many people drive down the highway going 120mph? Not many. Why? There's a law that says 65.
How many people drive without a seat-belt on? Not many. Why? There's a law that says buckle up.

How about going to a bar and get a beer without a food item in Florida? Or Texas? Or Arizona? Oh wait... seems as though the red governors are suddenly realizing they fucked up reopening their states.


Suppose there was a law on the books for 20 years that you had to buy a food item at a bar in order to get a drink. Covid19 hits and Andy changes the law that says due to covid19 no bars can sell food items anymore.

This thread would then be "Holy fuck, I can't even go to my favorite strip club anymore for a beer and a sandwich because of covid19"!





Nice update by the way!
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So "Andy" puts in a law IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP OPEN a bar and that gets beaten up by the pro trumpers here. If people would have followed the rules put in place to begin with the new law wouldn't have been necessary.
How many people drive down the highway going 120mph? Not many. Why? There's a law that says 65.
How many people drive without a seat-belt on? Not many. Why? There's a law that says buckle up.

How about going to a bar and get a beer without a food item in Florida? Or Texas? Or Arizona? Oh wait... seems as though the red governors are suddenly realizing they fucked up reopening their states.


Suppose there was a law on the books for 20 years that you had to buy a food item at a bar in order to get a drink. Covid19 hits and Andy changes the law that says due to covid19 no bars can sell food items anymore.

This thread would then be "Holy fuck, I can't even go to my favorite strip club anymore for a beer and a sandwich because of covid19"!





Nice update by the way! Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
most of the problem is in NTC
Andy acts in ways that all of NY bars are the problem
And makes up a new rule all NY bars have to do NOW
Andy sucks and is power hungry

LOL going to GA and will not fallow he own rule on that coming back to NY

FUCK him
a Show I listened to made a very good case that Andy should be put in jail on a mental health check
most of the problem is in NTC
Andy acts in ways that all of NY bars are the problem
And makes up a new rule all NY bars have to do NOW
Andy sucks and is power hungry

LOL going to GA and will not fallow he own rule on that coming back to NY

FUCK him
a Show I listened to made a very good case that Andy should be put in jail on a mental health check Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Post a link to the show please. (that way it won't be a "people are saying" remark)
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Post a link to the show please. (that way it won't be a "people are saying" remark) Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
Radio show, no idea on the link. But Andy IMHO is out of control



as for new rules in bares and he will not follow his own rules. its in the news
How many people drive down the highway going 120mph? Not many. Why? There's a law that says 65.
How many people drive without a seat-belt on? Not many. Why? There's a law that says buckle up. Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
Well I drive about 85 on the highway because my Jeep doesn't go much higher.
And the seat belt chime keeps dinging if you don't buckle, so there's that...