Bob decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Bob felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he too had a deformity.
Bob looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'
Janice and Bob got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Ray whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.
As Janice put her hands in Bob's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!Bob ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.
- DallasRain
- 04-19-2011, 08:48 PM
- RickForFun
- 04-19-2011, 09:08 PM
But where does Ray come in to play on all this?
- DallasRain
- 04-19-2011, 09:19 PM
originally I found this joke on eraps...but changed the guys name! lol
- acp5762
- 04-20-2011, 09:23 PM
Bob decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.Haha, Oh you little "Biatch", lol. I didn't see that comming. Oh we'll have to meet so you can ride my Harley, hmmm.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Bob felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he too had a deformity.
Bob looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'
Janice and Bob got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Ray whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.
As Janice put her hands in Bob's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!Bob ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long. Originally Posted by DallasRain
- Miss J
- 04-26-2011, 02:28 PM
Thats hysterical Dallas!