Ladies, what is the most benign activity men will pay for?

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I know some guys pay just for a luch/dinner date, but I wonder what is the most benign thing someone has ever paid you for BCD. Just to sit there? Just to kick him in the nuts? Just to play with boobs and nothing else? Just to smell your elbow? Just curious. Thanks
There used to be a gentleman who regularly came into the club I was working at, and he would bring a pepper shaker with him...and he paid per sneeze. I shit you not. He loved sneezing. But if you tried to fake it, he knew, and no $$ for you!

Another guy used to pay to watch me sit across from him, and cross/uncross my legs, slowly. I had panties on so he wasn't seeing the goods, but he paid well for me to simply cross my legs over and over and over.....

Yet another one (why are they all strip club guys?) would pay to massage my feet but he wanted me to look at him, and then look away and giggle, like I was bashful/shy.
I've got you beat. When my office was over off of Josey, I had a client who would come in once a week and take a nap in my office. I had lunch at work that day and he paid me to check on him and wake him up in time to get back to work. He brought his own pillow and bankey and never messed with my things or did anything odd he just slept on my table. I tucked him in and that was the only touch involved. I got paid for this.

One man's benign is another man's heaven.
PSE = Porn Sneeze Experience. Nice, Dannie.
Used to be a lady in Oak Lawn that specialized in Domina sessions (damn she knew how to use cuffs and clamps!). She told me about one of her regular customers that paid for her to slowly drive the wheels of his VW over his fingers, finally parking it on them and jacking him off. If y'all remember a grocery store near the intersection of Oak Lawn & Douglas that's where she forced him to make his.....deposits. Not benign..but memorable.
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Once had a client (super cute) who only wanted to tickle me with a feather (while I giggled)....and a toothbrush........ not as easy as one might think.....

spikebaby
and I thought I was off center..............
I have a regular gent that will come in town once a month, simply to let him worship my thighs and calves for an hour or so. He's so sweet. I'm not sure about the fetish, but hey...he's very generous & a complete gentleman when he's here!



I also had a request one time for a gent that emailed me saying he has a "smoking fetish". He wanted me to sit across the room and chain-smoke cigarettes in front of him. I'm a NON Smoker - so I had to pass on this one.

To each his own. If everyone was the same, this world would be one hellavu boring place.

XOXO,
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When I first started this dating world, I received a call one evening from a very nice older gentleman asking to meet me at Denny's for coffee the following morning! I met him the next morning and for 3 hours we did nothing but talk about his wife and what was missing in his life! His wife had been in a nursing home for the past 2yrs with last stage of alzheimer's disease! She no longer knew him! Plus, they had no immediate family! All he basically wanted was for someone to talk to and to hold his hand on which I did ever so loving! After that initial meeting, we met every Saturday morning at Denny's for the next 6 months! Upon third or fourth visit, I declined his donation, simply because I didn't feel it was right to accept it! He actually was a joy to talk to.....so many stories of his past! Our time finally came to an end when I didn't receive my weekly call from him! Don't have a clue what happened, but every time I see a Denny's, I fondly think of him!
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  • broes
  • 08-31-2010, 05:44 PM
How about benign but nasty as fuck? There was a dude that used to go to Platinum 2 and pay a waitress that I knew to piss in a glass and serve it to him on a tray like it was a regular drink ordered from the bar. And yep, the guy would drink it right down. She was grossed out but he paid very well. I'm just glad that she had the common courtesy to make sure that his was always the only drink on the tray.
How about benign but nasty as fuck? There was a dude that used to go to Platinum 2 and pay a waitress that I knew to piss in a glass and serve it to him on a tray like it was a regular drink ordered from the bar. And yep, the guy would drink it right down. She was grossed out but he paid very well. I'm just glad that she had the common courtesy to make sure that his was always the only drink on the tray. Originally Posted by broes

So I see you HAVE heard of pee guy?

He made the rounds at the clubs, apparently. He's as infamous as sneeze boy!

So far Dharma has us all beat. Anyone who would like to pay me to tuck them in while they nap, please PM me.
When I first started this dating world, I received a call one evening from a very nice older gentleman asking to meet me at Denny's for coffee the following morning! I met him the next morning and for 3 hours we did nothing but talk about his wife and what was missing in his life! His wife had been in a nursing home for the past 2yrs with last stage of alzheimer's disease! She no longer knew him! Plus, they had no immediate family! All he basically wanted was for someone to talk to and to hold his hand on which I did ever so loving! After that initial meeting, we met every Saturday morning at Denny's for the next 6 months! Upon third or fourth visit, I declined his donation, simply because I didn't feel it was right to accept it! He actually was a joy to talk to.....so many stories of his past! Our time finally came to an end when I didn't receive my weekly call from him! Don't have a clue what happened, but every time I see a Denny's, I fondly think of him! Originally Posted by Lana Warren
Lana, that's a beautiful story. Seriously.
There was a gentlemen the other day that I saw, the nicest sweetest man. He wanted me to be his baby maker. Now wait hold on guys and let me finish. He was trying to make a baby that nite with his wife and was using me to get him very turned on and all pumped up and ready to go if you know what I mean. So boy did i. He never finished though just wanted me to tease him tell he couldn't take it anymore. I hope all worked well that nite for them both.
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Lana, that's a beautiful story. Seriously. Originally Posted by stavinChain
i agree i wish i had a dennys buddy lol
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  • gucio
  • 08-31-2010, 11:03 PM
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Another guy used to pay to watch me sit across from him, and cross/uncross my legs, slowly. I had panties on so he wasn't seeing the goods, but he paid well for me to simply cross my legs over and over and over.....
Originally Posted by Dannie

That is an incredible turn on for me ! I don't know if I would be content with just that, but is does get my juices flowing.