Cracker Barrel announced that they were pulling the camoflauge items off the shelves with Duck Dynasty characters on them...Wait! Cracker Barrel says they made a huge mistake and believe in free speech. The items are back on the wall after a massive overnight out cry (thank you very much). Apparently people are not too happy with sodomites and their political power.
Of course CB has put a target on their ass. Now that everyone knows that they are ready to drop their pants and grab their ankles (they just jumped the gun this time) someone from the sexual deviant club will come a knockin soon.