Here's a little different story - I know I shouldn't, but I'm still laughing

Bobave's Avatar
Kind of a shoe on the other foot from providers worrying about a client having a heart attack during session.

A PROSTITUTE in Zimbabwe 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.

The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo.
Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police - who sent paramedics to collect the body.
But as they were loading the 'corpse' into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming.
Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me".
Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.
A source told Bulaweyo24 News: "It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen."
The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo - was escorted home by another prostitute.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz2OzPwWkgq
DallasRain's Avatar
wow----!!!!
Good thing she came to when she did. The girl was inadvertently almost fucked to death (lol).