So far this year, I’ve shelled out . . .
Two birthdays! . . . cha-ching, cha-ching
One college graduation . . . cha-ching
One high school graduation . . . cha-ching
One wedding . . . Cha-Ching
Two each mother’s/father’s day . . . CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING
And, now, my fucking microwave quit!?
I’m not going to church any more!!! Somebody don’t like me!!!