Tonight is the Night

I'm so excited because tonight is the night. There is a long list of women who have told me they would fuck me when hell froze over....................... I can't decide who to call first.

Very funny.

I'm so excited because tonight is the night. There is a long list of women who have told me they would fuck me when hell froze over....................... I can't decide who to call first. Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge

As usual, they won't pick up the phone.

Bam, when did Hell freeze over?