Best Strip Clubs by State

zeejoe's Avatar
Any list that does not include The Outhouse at least as an 'honorable mention' is BULLSHIT!


(I would love to see somebody... maybe Gemma... in these, but she'd probably put one upside my head. Just say the word and they're yours, though, doll. )
KCQuestor's Avatar
Well, clearly they have a different rubric for "best" than I have.

Penthouse Club (address and info)
Saugut, IL
With apologies to all the great Chi-town clubs, this spot in the St. Louis suburbs grabs top honors. Sure, St. Louis is known for its stringent strip club rules, but across the Mississippi River in Saugut, a $1,500 annual membership to the Penthouse Club gets you access to naked women, a full bar with top-flight mixologists, and strippers who are paid employees and therefore will be nice to you even if you’re NOT making it rain.
satan666's Avatar
well the few out of state peeler joints ive been too are listed. so if the locals recommend it its usually a good dive to go to. I do recommend the lumber yard in des mo iowa its a fun club if you fellas get the chance check it out.

(I would love to see somebody... maybe Gemma... in these, but she'd probably put one upside my head. Just say the word and they're yours, though, doll. ) Originally Posted by zeejoe
I would never ever waste a good shoe like that. And I would totally rock those shoes just like I'm getting ready to rock some silver hair! If I had those shoes I would wear them out tonight. Seriously.