Seriously though, I saw a lady last night. Give me the address and its an adorable bungalow in Austin off of Mopac in a nice little neighborhood. People walking dogs, very light traffic, street lamps, and parking in a real driveway. Head inside and it was supremely comfortable as well. And I found out, as our session wrapped up, it had a washing machine as an added nicety. She tossed the sheets and shower bits in before she left at the same time I did. (We both needed something to eat after that session)
No awkward stares from wait staff, no shady parking lots, me not worrying about what to drive, no shitty hotel beds or crappy sheets. Probably the best incall experience I've had not counting courtesans who entertain in their well appointed private residents.
All that and she said it was 150 for 4 days. If you rack up some reputation via AirBnB then apparently you can get some better rates as well.
This has been a Public Service Announcement. Now back to your regularly scheduled john and hooker banter.
-TRC