my grandpas last words

my grandpas last words were " you think this dynamites to old to blow up "

my cousins last words were " hey grandpa whatcha doin with that old dynamite "

my nephews last words were " hey come take a look i found some of grandpas old stuff in the barn "

my grandmas last words were " never go full retard,just ask your grandpa " then she fell over in her soup.

my old mans last words were " denim and leathers what brought us together,it was you that set our spirits free " my old man was a big fan of cheesie 80s metal bands. what killed him you asked,he banged his head pretty hard. ( let me say it for you) aaahhhaahuhhuhuthatwasbaaad

dose anyone know any other famous last words,its said that doc holiday right before he died said " now this is funny " he obviously wasent thinking about any of my jokes.

LOL Bojulay!

snl you rock

Lol, I always check SNL post, they always make me laugh

She's the geniusman (<---eccie member) for jokes!!

Here are a few more last words:
Are you pregnant or just plain fat ?
Actually, there's a knack to opening the Concorde's windows.
Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away !
Cut the red one !
Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
Don Corleone doesn't suspect a thing.
Excuse me, I'm a tourist and I'm lost.
He's probably just hibernating.
Hey, there's no handles inside these car doors !
Hmmm... tastes of almonds, yummy...
I folded my parachute myself.
I wonder where the mother bear is.
It says: "Achtung ! Minefield". That's German for "Welcome to Munich" isn't it ?
There's 300 of us. That should be enough to intimidate the Persians.
There's a lovely view if you can lean over this...
Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you ?
Jason won't find us in this closet.