Review: My wife

Date:05/01/1996 - present
Provider: The Wife
Phone or Pager: PM me
URL / Website: n/a
City: Austin
State: Texas
Area / Address: North Austin
Appointment Type: incall
Provider Category: dependent
Activities: convo and holidays with in-laws, shopping w/ credit card domination, psychological warfare, guilt, enforced chastity, Doctors visits, surgery, extended home health care provider role play, financial ruin, HJ
Session Length Scheduled: 15+(years)
Fee: TBD
Total Paid: 750K+++++
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? oh god yes
Was the Description you were given accurate? NO
Hair Color and Length: Red, various lengths
Age: 38
Race: White Girl
Perfume/Fragrance: Hibiclens
Smoking Status: non-smoker
Attitude: It’s all about her / bitchy
Where did you hear about this provider? From the guitar player in an old band of mine.

Providers Body: 5’10, 260(these days) no muscle tone, easily fatigued, multiple incision scars, C cups, shaved beaver - no idea why, pretty face but with a pissed off kinda look.

Comments:I really don’t have the words to describe this err in judgement.

Recommendation: No

Damn dude I was gonna try this one , Thanks for the warning !!!!!
Just Kidding .

YMMV?

wow. thats not at all like the times I have spent with her!!

And yes, i"m kidding you!

Great post, thanks, and that is why I shall remain a single man always!

Marriage is the biggest crock of shit ever!!!

Don't even get me started on it!

The institution of marriage is great if you don't mind being in an institution. I'll pass on this one. Besides the price is too high without enough menu options.

Yeah, I was working on "The Rest of the Story" but it got less and less funny so I decided to keep this short and sweet. Anyway, you guys can rip on me or her all you want, it's practically impossible to offend me on this subject.

the Fee should have been listed as "HALF!"

Does she run any specials?

In the words of the great orator Johnny Taylor, it's cheaper to keeper her!!

In the words of my boss: If it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent.

Is BBFS & Greek on the menu?

Give her to Mikey. He'll eat anything (Showing my age). I wonder if anyone even remembers what that's from?

Give her to Mikey. He'll eat anything (Showing my age). I wonder if anyone even remembers what that's from? Originally Posted by Codybeast

Yes, many do.

LOL... nice Life cereal reference CB

Thanks for the info.. can we hear about the other she provided service from? I think I seen her ad on other boards