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This one had no story behind it so I thought it would be perfect for our caption fun

When do we do the Hokie Pokie?

If you're going to ride in my cart it's going to be commando.

Yes, yes sir these are yours not mine... let me take them off...

I don't care if you take everything off the car is a one seater.

Slow down so I don't crap myself again.

dammit I got gum on my panties!

"Miss...would you like a ride back to the stands?"
"Mmmm no... I think I wanna f*ck that safety cone instead."

No panties allowed past this point !

So this is where the rubber meets the road.

I know I put the registration in here somewhere!!!

damn mexican food! That is the last time i go to taco bell before a race!

No panties, that is the strangest custom I've ever heard of.

"I've played strip poker, but never strip hop scotch. Does Parker Brothers market this?"