There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon
entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I
have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be
forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad
passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven
lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink the juice.
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
"No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."