Best excuses

What are some of the bet excuses to get out of the house or work to get your hobby fix? Or some of the best that you have heard ladies.
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Honey I'm off to see a hooker, have supper ready by 6.


Not very original I know.
The old straight up approach...very hard to pull off kudos to you.
Going to vote Mr Boss man, see ya later!
Got a meeting I have to attend.
Going shopping lol of course going to the gym
lol get on your phone and say you been called in for a work emergency
I'm going too buy some sex toys so we can have some wild kinky sex tonight.
Gonna take some 2-wheel time (motorcycle ride). I'll be back in time for dinner.