Poor HUMPty Trumpty

Poor HUMPty Trumpty was sittin' Tall
His fat ass on top of a wall
But an open mic
and his little dick
Really seemed to turn the trick
and all the deporeables
be they women or men
could not make HUMPty Trumpty whole again!

The poor victim @5:30 mark

This place is GREAT! http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/8496-...00#entry298212

Posted Today, 12:47 PM
As I was out blowing my salary on hipster artisanal brunch with my wife, it became to me patently obvious this was a coordinated hit by the GOP, not the Clinton campaign, on the Donald. This is revenge for him calling Jeb Bush a f****t until he cried right on live TV.

Remember, the original plan was to have Jeb run against Hillary. All these people belong to the same social circle, and Democrat loyalists would have been most comfortable with Hillary, who is legitimately disliked by everyone, losing to another Bush. The reverse was the same as well. Hillary-level corruption is something the upper leadership of the GOP knows how to play ball with. As the GOP field expanded, Rubio became Plan B. The Democrats had no Plan B, which is why Bernie's surprising popularity was met with such panic.

Now, if you believe that Jeb Bush's cousin had this tape for 11 years, but no one in the family knew about it until yesterday, you're a half-witted chromosomal aberration who needs a full-time caretaker to help you not piss all over the bathroom every time you've gotta go. Of course they knew about it. The original plan was to use this to knock out Trump when he was the last man standing against ¡Jeb!, but it became obvious within about six hours of the primaries actually getting underway that no one was going to vote for George's uglier, dorkier brother. Li'l Marco imploded immediately afterward, meaning the Bushes' Plan B also failed.

If you remember the end of the primary, there were a number of articles written about how the GOPe loathed Ted Cruz as much or even more than Donald Trump. By the time we were halfway through the primaries, it was obvious that Trump was the favorite to win with Cruz as a long-shot second. Neither of those two men are people the Bush-Chamber of Commerce complex had any interest in risking the presidency to. Even though Cruz had less of a shot than The Donald, Hillary Clinton is such a toxic, vile witch that neither man was certain to lose on his own. And while Cruz is a craven opportunist, he had a vested political interest in actually implementing at least some of Trump's agenda that he had co-opted, such as actually securing the border. Plus, Cruz enjoys making leftists and centrists hate him.

No doubt the Bushes had dirt on Cruz, but everyone knows that nothing you have on Cruz is ever going to be as salacious as a good Trump story. That's why, at the Convention, the GOP moved aggressively to shut down #NeverTrump rules shenanigans, particularly the bit about unbinding delegates, many of whom were Cruz loyalists. There was a risk that they might actually work, Cruz would steal the nomination, and then the Party would be unable to take him down in time to ensure a Clinton victory.

So they moved to block Ted Cruz's hail Mary pass, ensured Trump's nomination, and held onto this juicy piece. This has all the appearance of a coordinated hit. The guys expressing their shock and horror are guys who knew Denny Hastert was f**king boys, didn't think Bawney Fwank's homo brothel was a big deal, and rented vagina from Deborah Palfrey. Paul Ryan's endorsement of Trump was half-hearted from the beginning, and Jeb had canned outrage cued up and ready to go. The Republicans rescinding their endorsements are the usual suspects whose voting record shows they would rather have Clinton than Trump in charge even if our guy was still on his first wife, never viewed a porno, and waited until marriage.

I don't think Ted Cruz was in on it. Ted Cruz isn't in on things. Cruz is just sitting there, looking like a retard, not knowing what's going on. If he pulls his endorsement, he's not going to be let into the GOP Klub 4 Kool Kidz. If he doesn't, his legions of Principled Suicide Cultists won't forgive him. His career is over. I wouldn't be surprised if the GOPe pushed him into this endorsement specifically so that he'd take maximum collateral damage when they dropped the tape.

The goal isn't to take out Trump in some quixotic quest to win with a True Conservative in 2020. That's #NeverTrump-level retardation, and the Bushes aren't retards. The goal is to stop saboteurs from f**king up this global world order they think they're just a few boatloads of Somali rapefugees away from perfecting, an order they want to be on top of regardless of which party wins.

Does this mean that our choice now is between two candidates that like to have sex with women?

Well, I literally have no idea what is going to happen now. I feel pretty confident that by itself the vagina grab tape is pretty negative— the biggest effect will presumably be to scare off a bunch of the cucks who were slowly acclimating themselves to Trump. On the other hand, it also completely frees Trump to talk about Bill and how Hillary has treated his victims. What a crazy year.

You can diagram these events at this point.

Trump says or does something salacious. The media loses it. The emotional wave they create extends to the chirping class. Then the cucks start weighing in, public counter signalling intensifies, a buncha no-names drop support, anonymous stories pop up about how bad the campaign is, liberals start shrieking about how this really is it. It even spreads to us.

And then the next day the sun still rises, Trump is still Trump, and nothing has really changed outside of the kvetching. Polls drop some then recover later.


I don't blame any of us for getting nervous in the immediate fallout either. Our whole lives, the media has exercised a de facto veto over people and policies. They've taken down many decent men, countless political candidates, a supreme court nominee, even a President who had just been re-elected in a landslide. It usually only takes one of these outrage incidents and someone is done, and Trump has eaten dozens of these non-scandals and came back stronger. People talk about how we need to take on the media with alternative institutions or anti-trust suits, Trump is breaking their back by making the public immune to the only weapon the press really has.

Credit to the media, this was probably their first attack that really took Trump off guard. Trump usually picked the fights or knew the attacks were coming, but I doubt he knew he was mic'd up there 11 years ago. So he issues a proportional apology, tightens up his attack, and he's back to his cool frame today with that "Gee whiz some day huh?" tweet today. Add it to the pile of controversies people have moved on from, and get ready for a few more. We're still gonna do this thing.

Can't you see?

Is there a more loathsome crew than the GOPe cuckservatives? I prefer the enemy at the gates to the knife in the back.

I would not put it past Trump to have been behind the release of something like this himself though, although its probably a bit of a stretch. It would not be the first time that he leaked something that was initially perceived as damaging to him. He has done this before.

In the first two debates, the moderators have done their best to keep the attention focused on Trump as much as they could. Trump probably wanted to attack HC over Bills rape hobby in the first debate but felt that it would have come across poorly when he was not given the opportunity he was hoping for. He gave himself an excuse by saying that he respected Chelsea Clinton and wanted to keep the personal attacks to a minimum during the first debate. He knows full well that he needs to shore up the female vote a bit more if he is going to win this thing and a good way to do that would be to cast doubt over Hillary's actions in the past in a far more confrontational manner than he has done so far. He has been poking at this for a while now.

You can rest assured that the moderators will be asking Trump about these comments because they will be smelling blood, and I am sure HC already has her sound bites written. This may give him a chance to go in absolutely dry on HC and maybe it opens the door to attack her personally in the way he wants to. Lewd comments are one thing, covering up rape scandals and threatening victims with violence is another thing altogether.

The people s**tting their pants about this weren't gonna vote for him anyway. There are thousands of dudebros out there who don't give two s**ts about politics and are thinking "Woah, someone who isn't a total phony all the f**king time. Might be fun having him in charge" and register to vote.

What that woman has been doing to me!

Ben Nichols 2020!

Whiffy melted again.