The guy from Oklahoma says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
The guy from Colorado couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and I'm still here today."
The cowboy from Texas remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his pecker.
