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Date: Late September
Name: Doctor
Phone:
Email Address:
URL / Website:
City: Springfield
State: Missouri
Address: South side of town.
Activities: Cold rub, ball fondling
Hair Length and Color: Short, light
Age: Late 40s?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: About 5'10"
The Rest of the Story: My girl was trying to convince me to meet the Doctor. Finally set up a meeting, paid the $700/hr (seems high, but seemed very high class and nice), and went. She came to watch and hold my hand.
Getting a little excited. I go in and a middle aged lady tells me to strip. The control is interesting. My girl knows I'm into that.
She has me hop up on a doctor style bed and spread my legs out. Stirrups might be nice here, but it's ok. She compliments my grooming, and then tells me it's going to be cold, and holy shit she wasn't kidding! She rubs a cold pad all over my inner thigh and balls. Sensitivity is heightened for a moment, but soon it wanes. She tells me to sit tight and leaves the room.
So nervous, so intrigued, what comes next really surprised me. A guy comes in, this is apparently Doctor. Not my type, but I'll give it a shot. He grabs my boys and I lay back and . . . pinch. Ok, that wasn't what I was hoping for, but let's see where this goes.
About 30 minutes of pinching and pulling, and he finally says "Ok, done". Really? This really wasn't that enjoyable for me. The first lady comes back in and cleans me up with more cold pads. Definitely not my game. Then she tells me no sex or masturbation for a week. Ok, into the whole control thing again but . . . I don't think I want to come back in a week. Overall, a unique experience but not one I'd want to repeat.
Gotta say, every girl I've met here has been much more enjoyable at a much more reasonable price. Maybe if you're into some BDSM though?
Recommendation: No
- EquateMan
- 09-27-2021, 09:10 AM
- Theatrical person
- 09-27-2021, 10:17 AM
BAHAHA!
When I had my vasectomy done, I never went back for the recheck. When the procedure was done, they handed me a cup and said bring back a sample in 6 weeks. The reason I never went back was because I didn't want to do it wrong. I had too many questions, and forgot to ask at the time.
1. How full does the cup need to be?
2. How fresh does the sample need to be?
3. Do they have a little room for me to take care of it?
4. Can my wife just spit it into the cup?
Needless to say, I didn't want to ask these questions, so I just hoped for the best!
When I had my vasectomy done, I never went back for the recheck. When the procedure was done, they handed me a cup and said bring back a sample in 6 weeks. The reason I never went back was because I didn't want to do it wrong. I had too many questions, and forgot to ask at the time.
1. How full does the cup need to be?
2. How fresh does the sample need to be?
3. Do they have a little room for me to take care of it?
4. Can my wife just spit it into the cup?
Needless to say, I didn't want to ask these questions, so I just hoped for the best!
- EquateMan
- 09-27-2021, 10:27 AM
LOL
1) Geez, never considered this. The size of that cup is gonna take me a while to fill though.
2) They said < 1 hour or I need to pack it on ice.
3) I guess just in my car, since traffic could mean I'm over an hour even if I run straight to the car!
4) LOL, I wanted to ask that, too. How pure does it need to be?!
1) Geez, never considered this. The size of that cup is gonna take me a while to fill though.
2) They said < 1 hour or I need to pack it on ice.
3) I guess just in my car, since traffic could mean I'm over an hour even if I run straight to the car!
4) LOL, I wanted to ask that, too. How pure does it need to be?!
- Addison_lynn
- 09-27-2021, 02:57 PM
this has got to be the funniest shit I have read in a long time. from the sound of you, equate man, even though there is no sound
kay from the typing of you, e man, and from the Good Fortune of being kind of tight with theatrical, no pun intended, I bet if I had the both of you in ⁶a room at the same time, I'd probably pee my pants from laughing. okay, so I didn't mean literally pee my pants, more figuratively than anything, cuz I know not everybody's into goldens, and what with the fact that I have a shy bladder and all... what I'm trying to say is for me a guy that can figuratively cause a golden from laughing is the absolute biggest turn on in a man or woman for that matter.
kay from the typing of you, e man, and from the Good Fortune of being kind of tight with theatrical, no pun intended, I bet if I had the both of you in ⁶a room at the same time, I'd probably pee my pants from laughing. okay, so I didn't mean literally pee my pants, more figuratively than anything, cuz I know not everybody's into goldens, and what with the fact that I have a shy bladder and all... what I'm trying to say is for me a guy that can figuratively cause a golden from laughing is the absolute biggest turn on in a man or woman for that matter.
- DallasRain
- 09-27-2021, 09:50 PM
ok this is interesting!!!! wow $700 for that hmmmmmmm!!
- Theatrical person
- 09-28-2021, 10:33 AM
this has got to be the funniest shit I have read in a long time. from the sound of you, equate man, even though there is no soundAddison, if E man and I were in the same room with you, I'm fairly certain that no one would actually be wearing pants, thus nullifying the notion of peeing your pants. However, this does raise the specter of possible golden showers. Perhaps E Man and I need to team up and come see you together. We could take turns! One can tell the jokes while the other gets a GS ;-)
- EquateMan
- 09-29-2021, 08:51 AM
- looking4justtonight
- 09-29-2021, 04:40 PM
Yeah...people can charge whatever they get away with.
It's us guys that allow the ridiculous prices and requirements.
It's funny...this is the only economic system where the consumer willingly gives up their power...lol
It's us guys that allow the ridiculous prices and requirements.
It's funny...this is the only economic system where the consumer willingly gives up their power...lol