Prostate Check up

Prostate check-up…

An old guy goes to his doctorfor his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,


“I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bendyour knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.
The oldguy obeys and says,“99″.

The doctor says, “Great”.Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99″.

Again, the old guy says, ’99′.”
The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your kneesraised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to holdon to your penis to keepit out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99′.
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The old guy begins,

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Smart guy! LOL

An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We're having some trouble with our sex life. Could you watch and offer some suggestions?"
The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex therapist. You should find someone else."
The couple said, "No, No, we trust you."
After watching them make love, the doctor said, "You don't seem to be having any troubles. I wish my sex life was as good. I can't give you any suggestions."
This was repeated the next week and also the third week. After they had finished on the third week, the doctor said, "You aren't having any trouble. Is this your idea of kinky sex?"
The man replied, "No, actually the problem is if we have sex at my house, my wife will catch us. If we have sex at her house, her husband will catch us. The motel charges us $75, and we can't afford that. You only charge $50, and Medicare pays half of that.

So when are we meeting at the doctor's office? Could even let him join in for a three-way!