Why is SEX like a SNOWSTORM?

Because you never know how many inches you're going to ge or how long it's gonna last!

Sex is ALSO like a snowstorm in the way that it can be very wet and packable! There can be drifting too...from one position to the next.

With me, it's like snowstorm because it is never as big or as hard as it was predicted to be.

Sex is like a snowstorm in the way that it often keeps you tucked away in a warm place for hours!

Or THIS old one refurbished: Sex is like a snowstorm in the way that some men like to drop their pants cuz they hear a snowblower is coming---hopefully female!"

lol--awesome