Why do thongs have tags?

I can't be the only one who finds it odd that thongs have tags on them or that woman just don't cut them off.. looking at a beautiful ass or just a picture and there's a tag sticking out.

Why? One thing life that I just don't understand.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Its to hide that other string
qixerotic's Avatar
How about spring loaded bathing suits?

http://www.humoretc.com/photohumor2/spring-loaded.php
offshoredrilling's Avatar


errr does that come with a extra long center bolt or two.
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I can't be the only one who finds it odd that thongs have tags on them or that woman just don't cut them off.. looking at a beautiful ass or just a picture and there's a tag sticking out.

Why? One thing life that I just don't understand. Originally Posted by roddypiper
roddy it is there for us guys. it is a safety tag thing. when we have a hot half naked female standing in front of us in thongs. well our minds are going " man i want to f%#@ the s@$* out of her". so we don't think clearly. then they turn around and omg we see that fine ass and BAMM we see the tag. wondering what the hell is that doing there. we go closer to investigate. then we read the tag. it say REMOVE BEFORE USE.
i hope i help a little with your question.
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  • Sam54
  • 12-16-2011, 05:27 AM
It's the same tag that you see on pillows and mattresses....."federal offense to remove tag"! We don't want to do anything "illegal" here now do we?
rooster's Avatar
Whatta buncha dummasses....

It is obviously there so you can easily grab it with your teeth for removal when your hands are busy.

In other words, it's a handle!
roscoe14850's Avatar
They need something to hang the price tag from....the less fabric, the higher the price!
SweetElizabeth's Avatar
Custom made thongs, typically located at the strip clubs do not...
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  • Tiger
  • 12-16-2011, 10:22 AM
I thought it was to give all you intellectual types something to read.

Who says you can't judge a book by the cover.
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I always thought it was a marketing promotion by squeezably soft charmin....Buy a thong get a butt wipe.