OMG! TOO FUNNY!!
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> DUI - Tennessee Style
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> From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
> true story.
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> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bristol , TN. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
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> The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
> officer quietly observing.
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> After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five
> different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
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> He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
> bar and drove off.
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> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a
> fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of
> times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
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> He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
> remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
> patrons' vehicles left.
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> At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
> out and drove slowly down the road.
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> The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
> up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
> over and administered a breathalyzer test.
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> To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man
> had consumed any alcohol at all!
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> Dumbfounded, the officer said,"I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
> the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
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> 'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy
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