suck on u asap
Call me asap so I can scam and rip you! Here's how it works, what we agree on is just the show up fee, you are not allowed to touch me, I will not take off my clothes as that will be extra. I have a pimp who drives me around and if you give me any hassle and he will beat you to a pulp. Sometimes I will even grab and run and I dare you to chase me, he carries a baseball bat and a gun too.
I didn't see a phone number , so i figured it was a fake ad, but a pretty funny read
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