Limerick Thread, Great start but I need help remembering this one...

Feel free to open a limerick thread in the Sandbox... Originally Posted by noleftturn

One dark night when the moon was green,
Down the street came a turd machine.
A shot was fired and a scream was heard,
NotJoDaddy was hit by a flying turd. Originally Posted by iDINE@Y

Was a young man from St Clair,
who ravished his wife on the stair.
The banister broke,
but by doubling his stroke, he finished her off in mid air. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

There once was a man from Nantucket.
He had a dick so long he could suck it!
He said with a grin, as he whipped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!" Originally Posted by JRLawrence

These are all great Limericks, but I can't recall how this one continues:

There once was a girl from Hackensack,
She made her living on her back,...

But I have struggled for years trying to recall how the rest of it goes!

Any Help?

Was a young man from Boston,
who drove a little Austin.
There was room for his ass,
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out, and he lost em.

There once was a fellow named Clyde
Who fell into the outhouse and died.
His downhearted brother
Fell into another
And now their interred side by side.

Was a young man from Gent,
his dick was so long it was bent.
To save time and trouble,
he stuck it in double, instead of coming he went.

A zombie and a troll,
Squared off one night.
All watched, expecting quite a fight.

But the troll was quick dispatched.
He was mindlessly dumb,
And had met his match.
Thus, was so outdone.

And now the zombie reigns.
Although his hunger remains.
The dead troll had no brains.
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thx SS & WS.

there once was a girl from sam hill

who swallowed an atomic pill

it blew her vagina to south carolina

and her tits on a hill in brazil

There was a young man from St Bass,
who's balls were made out of glass,
They tinkled together, and played Stormy Weather,
while lightning shot out of his ass.

There once was a lady who didnt like men.
so she screwed herself with a fountan pen.
when the pen broke, the ink went wild
and she gave birth to a colored child.

read this years and years ago in a hustler magazine cartoon. Hustler used to have the pest cartoons in them.

There was a young fellow named Woody
Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude
With a gal in the mood
The question's not woody, but could he ?

There once was a provider from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue
"If they pay to get in"
She said with a grin
"They can pay to get out again too."

The question's not woody, but could he ? Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun

Ok woody, after 80 reviews, you still have this question?
Perhaps consider another date, or two, or....

There's a troll that makes us all roll
We laugh and snicker, while he likes to bicker
Little does he know, we simply allow him to roll
Because he will leave this site even quicker

There was a young man named Clever,
who had a affair with a beaver.
The result of his fuck,
was a three tited duck,
two canoes and a Irish retriever.